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Gambler's Anonymous - "What are the odds on my recovery?"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Plum jam...

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

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Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"You remember Champ. . ."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

"All he wants to do is chase me around the house!"

"Dad, can you just ground me instead?"

Group discount therapy.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

Rugby scrum.

'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'