Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?
Group Performer Prints
Decorate their performance space or personal studio with prints that capture the lively, artistic spirit of group performers—an inspiring addition to any entertainment enthusiast’s collection.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
They hated me.
Showbiz Awards
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
Pirate
"We're following Carrot Top."
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
George Michael
Cow Show Tunes
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'
Jazz is Invented
Allegro con molto espresso
"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
"Bravo!"
This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.
"I can't believe he brought her."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
'Play it again, Sam.'
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.
Group Performer Prints Collection
Group Performer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring creative and humorous designs, perfect for performers who enjoy a little fun with their morning brew.
Group Performer Pillows
Add comfort and flair to their space with pillows that display witty, performance-inspired designs—great for backstage or home decor.
Group Performer T-Shirts
Discover a wide range of t-shirts celebrating performance art—ideal for actors, singers, and dancers to showcase their passion with style.