Gross-out Giggler T-Shirts

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Not you. Your hair.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Food fight!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Pest control, with death.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

A Grumble Bee

'Dicing with Death'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

Spiritualist Society Parking

Dead & Breakfast.

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

'I see live people.'

'No.'

The Baby Mechanic

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"I attract all the crypts."

Ghost Comedy

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."