Grooming Giggler Mugs

'I thought it was a coffee morning.'

The Busy Gardener

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Lesser known greek gods,

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Bathing the dog

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Absolutely not!"

The Main Types of Cheese

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Too much concealer?"

Dogs shaving

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Be creative...!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'