Grocery Trip Survivor Prints

Mother has strait jacket on son to control him at super market.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Smart card.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Eye of Newt Helper

Low income vampires.

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

'May I have your attention! I dropped my car keys in the soup, if you find them, please return them. They're my only set.'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"There's been an accident in the kitchen." "I know, I've just eaten it."

Complaints department

"Thanks for going to the store to get my butter, Baldo. But..why'd you buy 23 Super Red sodas?"

'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?'

'Do these pants make me look fat?'

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

"I've got a teenage son!"

"Apparently after your fifth bout of food poisoning they suggest you take one home."

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Visual Gag: Brussel sprouts Russell sprouts a different range of sprout named

Trolley Rage.

Brian felt sure he had been wearing trousers when he had first visited the men's outfitters!