Grocery Store Comedy Lover Mugs

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Low income vampires.

Free Range / Deranged

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

That was 16 items.

Self Checkout

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

'We're out of peanut butter.'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'This could be a new record!'

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

'Are you over 18 stone?'

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.