Grocery Gigglers Mugs

'With the bank in our store, we'll know instantly whether your check will bounce.'

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

Eye of Newt Helper

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

The First Supper

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello