Grocery Attendant Mugs

'This could be a new record!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Don't have a hot flush....

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Biker chopper shopper

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Woman stuck in frozen aisle.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Self Service Island