Grizzled Office Escapee Mugs

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Stress

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Cut and Run

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

"How was your day?"

Frustrated at the office.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."