Grisham Devotee Pillows

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"Trevor's nose is running."

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Peace Fighting

Dapper clown.

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

Emma Raducanu

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Trump his rants will keep. If he should tweet before I wake, I pray my votes the Trump won't take."

'Put it in writing!'

'You're going to love this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"

The colonel soon regretted insulting the circus sword swallower.

'Just to make it crystal clear, I AM holier than thou.'

A visor is very helpful when trying to follow the flight of your ball.

"It was hallelujahs all 'round when the lad agreed to join the family business."

Chauffeurs smaller headstone next to boss's big headstone

Sign in Heaven - In case of fire pull