Grinding Coffee Mugs

'All our coffee is freshly ground.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Counting ribs

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Eternal Student.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Multi-tasking.