Grade School Grinder Mugs

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Getting through the week.

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

9-5, 5-9

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Commuter X-Ray

"Pawn to King Four."

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"