Grimm's Fairytales Aficionado Pillows

Grimm's Fairytales - King of the Golden Mountain; Beheading of Traitors

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A Fairytale Update

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Rapunzel in the Morning

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Pastries and Candy

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

The Frog Prince

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.