Grief Comedian Prints

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'Has the news finished yet?'

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

Fisherman Funneral

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

O'Leary's Monuments

'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'

'I believe it's a snuff box.'

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"

"We gather here today in memory of Chuckles, Kornflake, Doodles, Yo-Yo, Cupcake...."

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

"I meet a lot of women in my work but I'm not good at forming long-lasting relationships."