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"Another meeting?"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

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'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Permanently Offended By Something

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Boredband Internet

Conversion of St. Paul.

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

"And over here we get them to sign into their accounts over and over using a TV remote."

'I hate grocery shopping.'

"What's with the new guy?"