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"Another meeting?"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

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"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Permanently Offended By Something

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Boredband Internet

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

'Nobody told me that I had to buy something before I could complain about it. That's what I want to complain about.'

"What's with the new guy?"

'I hate grocery shopping.'

"And over here we get them to sign into their accounts over and over using a TV remote."