Gridiron Glory Days Fan Prints

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I quit."

The game comes first...

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Wilfried Zaha

"You're the sport on my telly"

Rugby Mad.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.