Gridiron Glory Days Fan Mugs

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Raheem Sterling

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I quit."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

The game comes first...

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"You're the sport on my telly"

Wilfried Zaha

"You're back! You're really back...!"

Rugby Mad.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Turkey With All the Trimmings

'My turn! Kick me next!!'