Gridiron Gift-givers Mugs

Touchdown Santa!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Football team discussions.

Input From The Front Office

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Mark Gastineau

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Snowman Football Fan.

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

Before instant replay.

It's the thought that counts!

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.