Grid Pattern Appreciator Prints

You really need to relax, Ralph.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

King Madras

They can't all look like sheep butts.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Late-Onset Epiphany

Inventor of Morse Code

A tessellation of running figures.

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Butterflies and moths

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Exploding Dalmatian

Wet Paint

Colourful Birds

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

'Bloody showoff!'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

Perpetual Motion.

Standing ovation $5.

"And as we say in the old country, Signora, 'incoronare il Re'."

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

Easter Egg

"That's him? I love his stuff!"

Polygon man.

"You seem different."

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

Rudy, look, an airplane! What? Where? Out the window. Ooh, it's a big one. See it?! Yeah, so? House of Java Cybercafe. When I feel bad about something, my parents try to focus my attention on something else. Like: You lost a girlfriend, but there's an airplane. And it's flying by a cloud shaped like a frog! Very nice try. Still sad.