Graffiti Appreciator Prints

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

"That's him? I love his stuff!"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

Sign abuse...

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

The best antidote for being love-blind is marriage.

A perfectionist pardons everyone's mistakes but his own.

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Hadrian's Wall

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Graffiti on guard's horse