Graffiti Gazer Prints

A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

COVID Vaccine

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Graffiti Forever!

Big business is not evil

Stop Ironic Graffiti

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

"That was a rumor day."

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Monk Graffiti

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."