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TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

"Here's your problem."

Crossword Puzzle's Desk Organisers.

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

If nobody had invented graphics

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'Oh Hi!'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

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"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I could do that.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

ACME Balloon Company.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Let's Celebrate

The Rise of Modern Art

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Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"