Greetings Card Writer Mugs

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Reindeer

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Belated Birthday Cards

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cards Galore.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Get well. Get down.

Greetings!