Greeting Card Designer Mugs

Leaving cards.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'We wish you luck, but your verses suck, please don't sob... you didn't get the job!'

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

I'm sorry Cupid, but you've lost that childlike innocence.

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Wish you were steer!

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Parp!

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Mother's Day cards

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Reflection greeting cards.

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.