Greeting Mugs

High Five!

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

"Do you realize when he reached out to shake you sniffed his ass?"

Cat Reunion

'High-fives and knuckle bumps are fine, but we draw the line at the hokey-pokey.'

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

Allo?

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

Hello!

Hello you!

Welcome to the Team

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Give Thanks.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Every Day is a Gift

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."