Greenie Pillows

Plant Lady

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

100% carbon neutral

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Environmental Conscience

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Venus Fly Trap

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

Organic fruit.

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

'I don't know how you feel about it, but I'm thinking about moving to California and becoming a vegetarian.'

'Spare any cash? It takes green to go green!'

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

The Paperless Office

Rallying meets the environmental challenge

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

Men working sign at golf hole

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

'Or you could look at it this way: your server is now permanently carbon-neutral!'

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

"Stop eating you greens!"

'Weed wacker!'

'What a beautiful tree!' 'Mmm, I think a sand iron should clear it.'