Greengrocer's Friend Prints

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

At the market

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Diner

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Tree Funeral

Conference Pears

Global Warming.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Grocery Shopping

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Robinia Floribunda

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

"How about this round mouth shovel."

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

"Hey, this water wasn't yellow a minute ago..."

Shop Swap: When TV pilots go wrong: 'OK, Nigel in Chester has a florist's, wants a greengrocer's ...'

Dirty greengrocer.

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."