Green-thumbed Cat Owners Pillows

Cat being licked by plant.

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Gardener

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Waiting for plants to grow