
Shooting Moles
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Shooting Moles
Prize vegetables.
"First time pruning?"
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
"I'm rooting for the carrots."
Greenfingers.
The Music Seed
The Garden
"Mulch madness"
"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."
"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"
'I've found a spade I like Julia...'
'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'
"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."
"You must have a green thumb."
Man transplants plant in his garden.
Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9
"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"
"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."
"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."
'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'
Cut out and keep your own Gardener!
Garden seeds - giant varieties
'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'
"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."
'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'
A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.
'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."
Gardener
'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'
Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.
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