Green Thumb With A Twist Pillows

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

A dead plant in the environment section.

'...About this laminated wood flooring I purchased from your company last year...'

Florists - Say it with bio-fuel crops.

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Monster Plant.

Zombie Housekeeping

Florist - Dead Plants 1/2 Price!

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

"Well it's definitely not a nasturtium."

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Cats and gardens.

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!