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Veggie Princess

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Mother Nature

Cats and gardens.

Monkey-artist

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot