Green Thumb Goof Pillows

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Cats and gardens.

Mother Nature

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

Botany Baby!

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot