Green Tech Lover Prints

Bike powered computer.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Windmill Maintenance

Industries with clean energy

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

Green jobs funding wasted.

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."

Santa's Hybrid Sleigh (with codemy disclaimer).

If only...TA Edison.