Green Tech Aficionado Prints

Earth-Friendly.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Industries with clean energy

Windmill Maintenance

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"It's a hybrid - part gas, part electric and part reptile."

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

Green jobs funding wasted.

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

Wind turbines

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'