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Recycle tattoo

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

I guess she had other plans for you.

Punk Reindeer

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Born to raise interest rates.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Where's my horse?'

Balloon tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Free Range Golfers

Quick Spring Fling

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The art of tattooing got off to a slow start.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Devil tattoo.