Green Spaces Defender Gifts

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Nuclear waste.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Evolution.

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Who is to blame?'

Hurricane damage to trees

Urban Expansion

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

GMOs

COP26

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

COP26 GLASGOW

Adapting to global warming.

Deforestation