Green Spaces Defender Gifts

How Businessmen See The World

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

The New Normal

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Nuclear waste.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'Who is to blame?'

Hurricane damage to trees

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

COP26 GLASGOW

GMOs

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

Deforestation

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

Adapting to global warming.