Green Sniper Pillows

'Listen to this, folks, Grimswald has a putting average of 1.745, greens in regulation of 71.3% and ranks number 19 in product endorsements.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"You look like you could use a hug."

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

The oil trap.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

The last bird in the last wood...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."