Green Sniper Pillows

'Listen to this, folks, Grimswald has a putting average of 1.745, greens in regulation of 71.3% and ranks number 19 in product endorsements.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"You look like you could use a hug."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

The Authentic Christmas.

The oil trap.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."