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'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Good boy."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Tree of Public Opinion.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

Fracking Express

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'If you're looking for an environmentally friendly business partner you're in the right place! Our workers are free range and 100 percent biodegradable.'

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'

'Just a minute!'

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

Carbon suicide

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

If only...TA Edison.