Green Policy Critic Pillows

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

UK border controls relaxed.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

The wrecking crew!

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

Global sum will increase by just 92p per patient

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Brett Kavanaugh Shows Why the US is the Bestest Country in the Whole Wide World

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe...she had so many children she didn't know what to do...so she tried to keep it a secret.

'As a supporter of the president...which did you like the most?...His taking another 2 week vacation, his foreign policy, how things are going at the border. . .'

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."