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'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

I think you're ace

The Physiciatrist...

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Bumper Limos

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Flava Superba

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Fake ecologist

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Man falling down neverending staircase.

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

Eve gives Adam an apple pie

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

"You're gonna need a bigger goat!"

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

Area Of Outstandingly Radioactive Waste

EU GreenWashing

Man, who appears stressed, says to woman in pub: 'I'm into outdoor pursuits ??" smoking, for example.'

The entrance to Limbo.

'I told you this was a rough hole!'