Green Obligation T-Shirts

"Today, Craig wasn't in a hugging mood."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Nature versus commerce.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Raining Leaves.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Ignoring Climate Change

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Earth Day Summit.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"It's a hybrid!"

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"We're on track for net zero."

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

Climate Change Report

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"It's not easy being green…"

Ecology

The Economy Discovers FFF!