Green Oasis Creator T-Shirts

The urban gardener.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

I think you're ace

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Mad about Roses!

Sea weed harvest.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Bird Bath.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Grow damn you!

Beer Garden Kit

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Sheds

Flower sniffer

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Energy Research.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Cactus Man.

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'Two Oaks. Where are the oaks. They were cut down to build the house. '

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."