Green Living Advocates Pillows

Heatwaves

"Our potions are 100% organic."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"