Green Living Advocates Pillows

Heatwaves

"Our potions are 100% organic."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Global Warming Coming Soon!