Green Leaf Guru Prints

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Doing the borders.

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Horti-Culture

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Goddess.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Garden.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

An old man growing berries

Award Winning Gardener

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Eco Princess

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'