Green Leaf Guru Pillows

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Doing the borders.

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Horti-Culture

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

Garden Goddess.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Garden.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Award Winning Gardener

Eco Princess

An old man growing berries

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.