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"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I think I've scored.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Put it in petty cash.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

How to find gold.

'Think like a panther.'

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."