Green Gimmick Skeptic Pillows

'So, 21st century companies got together to save the earth, and planted green logos everywhere.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

Carbon capture and storage

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

'As you can see from these full-colour charts, we're spending a lot of money on toner.'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

"Of course it has an environmental certificate!"

America needs smaller cars.

Carbon Credits

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

"As a communist, my great-grandfather was subjected to hatred and discrimination. As a bourgeois-conservative smoker who drives a car with an internal combustion engine I continue this tradition."

'I carbon off-set by donating to the Conservative party.'

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"

'Runs completely on electricity - generated by a tiny coal-burning power plant.'

Recycling effluent