Green Garb Lover Prints

St Patrick's Day

I guess she had other plans for you.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Where's my horse?'

Free Range Golfers

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

Where Pleather Comes From

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'It's not easy being green.'

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Lily Costume

Golfer Snooker.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

Relax, it's fake fur.

'All over the Arctic more and more alarming signs of climate change are appearing.'

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"Fore!"

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'