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"Spinach is fat free, sugar free, and cholesterol free, and it looks it."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Civilized Salmon

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Recycling bottle bank.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Stuffing the turkey.

'Where's my horse?'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

The Authentic Christmas.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Sawdust.

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

I shop locally!

World Meat Consumptiom

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'