Green Conscience Enthusiast Pillows

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Climate Change

"Not to mention the park view."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Plant Parenthood...

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"